I pride myself on being a fabulous asset to the English language. It's true. I think way better of myself than any of the great grammarians or even than my old college professors thought of me. I like to edit, fix other peoples' mistakes, and basically be a know-it-all.

My mom, my sister, and I found this sign in Veneta, Oregon, a small town outside of Eugene. It's a cute kind of town, sure to be somewhat boring but also full of quirks. It's actually bigger than Dayton, which is surprising.

Basically, I like the sign. That's really all I wanted to say.